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PLASTIC! What, exactly, IS Penis
or Plastic? Well, to be honest, you have to see it
to truly understand! The short answer - the world's
wildest, weirdest game show, where guys show just
how far they'll go in order to get it on with me
(and my friends!). We started P or P back in 2003,
and it ran for a couple of years on the Camz
Network. Now, it's found a home on RudeTV and you
can watch LIVE on RudeTV on Saturdays at 10 p.m.
Eastern/7 Pacific. Better yet, JOIN us for a show -
YOU can be a contestant! Just email Alanna! (Let her know you're a
member!) |
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Penis or Plastic
1/31/09 |
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A black president,
and now the Arizona Cardinals in the
Super Bowl? The world has gone mad!!
(but in a good way!) We celebrate
the unlikely Super Bowl Cinderellas
with some drunk cheerleaders (yeah
Alanna & Bambi!) some ugly
cheerleaders (thanks guys!) and some
wild sex...now there's a good party
mix! |
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Penis or Plastic
1/3/09 |
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As the first show of
2009, you just knew this edition of
Penis or Plastic was gonna be a wild
one - and it didn't disappoint, with
regulars Matt Mild and Pierce along
with newcomer Brandon doing the
weird stuff our show is known for
(like dropping lubed-up ping-pong
balls into small containers!). In
the end, Pierce and his snake-skin
undies were the winner, but everyone
got into the action! |
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Penis or Plastic
11/22/08 |
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Call this show The
Good, The Bad and The Ugly...the
Good was the return of the sexy
Serena to the show - who, by the
way, had fun with several of the
contestants and promised to have fun
with Seth next time she swung by!
The Bad was technical problems, as
our connection was lost a few times
and we had to cut the game show part
short, as well as a late arrival by
straight-from-LA Thomas (who
arrived, took off his pants and got
fucking!) and The Ugly was Seth by
the end of the show...time to cut
back on alcohol consumption during
show hours! |
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Penis or Plastic
11/8/08 |
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Ouch. That's all I
can say...well, that and never, EVER
allow Bambi to wax you in any
way...and I can pretty much
guarantee our contestants all agree
after they lost a varying amount of
body hair during this show! But it
wasn't ALL painful, as all the guys
got some from Alanna - and Bambi and
Thumper got in on the fun as well!
All in all it was a fun night - at
least as far as I (Seth) can
remember, 'cause I drank a LOT that
night! |
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Penis or Plastic
11/1/08 |
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Funny how guys aren't
real keen on dressing up in makeup,
pantyhose and a wig - unless the
reward is getting it on with Alanna!
Even Thumper - 18-year-old,
Bambi-fiancé, son of Bud & MaryJane
Deeler Thumper - had no problem
getting in drag, and the only real
question this night was how,
exactly, did Alanna get that huge
bruise on the ass? In the end, all
ended well - as in, Alanna got a
nice facial! |
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Penis or Plastic
10/25/08 |
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It was a rather
subdued Penis or Plastic (if there
is such a thing!) with the guys
having to do such stunts and a timed
race to put on several pieces of
clothing and an icewater dunk for
the junk...but Alanna still made the
evening, as she sucked and fucked
the winner, then pulled in the two
non-winners (or is that losers?) and
sucked them both til they dumped
loads on her face! |
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Penis or Plastic
10/18/08 |
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Week two of our
technical problems - in this case we
got the show rolling on RudeTV, only
to discover we only had one working
camera....aarrrgh! But hey, no
worries, it's Halloween - or,
rather, it's almost Halloween (we
did our Halloween show early so
Ireland & AR could be here!) And
let's face it, it's gonna be a wild
show when Alanna and Seth are
dressed like they're from a weird
Sound of Music show and two of our
contestants are in drag...and it
didn't disappoint, as this was one
of our most fun shows ever! |
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Penis or Plastic
10/11/08 |
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The first of two
weeks of problems...of course,
that's from our perspective - from
the contestants' perspective, it was
a pretty good week! Since we
couldn't find a way to broadcast on
RudeTV, we made it a Rude Group Show
and started nearly an hour
late...which meant we had to rush
through the mean 'n nasty stuff for
the contestants and get to the 'good
stuff' - plenty of sucking and
fucking for Alanna |
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Penis or Plastic
10/4/08 |
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The first show of
Season Two was just as wild and just
as hot as any in season one...and
how could it not be, with some
sniff-testing & measuring, some
weird banana-swallowing contest and
some very interesting edible artwork
- all followed by a cum-one-cum-all
blowjob fest by Alanna! Of course,
there were a couple of glitches -
our slightly more cramped studio led
to a short power outage (ouch!) and
the picture and audio froze a couple
times for those in chat, but all in
all, a good start to season two! |
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Penis or Plastic
9/20/08 |
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With us moving the
'world-famous' PornCouple Studios
(rather unhappily, I might say) and
having completed our 20th episode of
Penis or Plastic on RudeTV, we
decided that episode 21 would the
final show of RudeTV's Penis or
Plastic Season One...and what better
way to end a season - a day before
TV's Emmy awards - than hand out our
very first Peeny Awards! Nine
different categories and some pretty
interesting winners....but we still
had time for some game show fun,
followed by Alanna and Bambi getting
it on with the strap-on! Long live
Penis or Plastic! |
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