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PLASTIC! What, exactly, IS Penis
or Plastic? Well, to be honest, you have to see it
to truly understand! The short answer - the world's
wildest, weirdest game show, where guys show just
how far they'll go in order to get it on with me
(and my friends!). We started P or P back in 2003,
and it ran for a couple of years on the Camz
Network. Now, it's found a home on RudeTV and you
can watch LIVE on RudeTV on Saturdays at 10 p.m.
Eastern/7 Pacific. Better yet, JOIN us for a show -
YOU can be a contestant! Just email Alanna at
adultalanna@yahoo.com! (Let her know you're a
member!) |
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Penis or Plastic
9/13/08 |
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See what happens when
we have a really bad week, plus
nobody else is around to come up
with stuff for the contestants to
do? You end up with 1) the most
vile, disgusting things we've ever
asked the guys to eat (peanut butter
and pickle chunks on untoasted
english muffin, followed by cheese,
followed by some slimy, gooey gross
generic flan, followed by a shot of
pickle juice) and 2) Seth stripping
down to his boxers to oil wrestle
Bambi (not as good as it might
sound!). But in the end, everyone
had plenty of fun, with Alanna
getting fucked and orgasms all
around! |
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Penis or Plastic
9/6/08 |
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If there was ever a
question of just how fucked up of a
show Penis or Plastic is, this is
the episode that proves it...and
it's also the episode that proves we
shouldn't serve alcohol during the
show! We've added 'The Hot Seat' (at
least temporarily!) and - most
bizarre of all - not only do we have
Bud & MaryJane (our fearless photogs
and co-producers) allowing their
future daughter-in-law (Bambi) to
prance around bare-ass nekkid, for
this show their son Thumper is a
contestant (YES, he's 18!) With as wild & weird as
it was, Alanna was thrilled to at
least get a cum shot from the
Amazing Retardo! |
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Penis or Plastic
8/30/08 |
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I'm not sure what was
freakier for our Labor Day edition
of Penis or Plastic: the contestants
(Spanky (who's in a league all his
own!) Spidey or 'Filipe' ... or the
fact that for the first 40 minutes
or so we thought only one person was
watching us! (it ended up being a
stalled-out chatroom that had to be
rebooted!). But possibly the biggest
surprise of all - even more than
Filipe attaching clothespins
directly to his penis - was that
PLASTIC won, and not one cum shot
was registered! Now there's
something you don't see on our show
every day! |
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Penis or Plastic
8/23/08 |
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Aw, you know Alanna
and her love of black dick...and
with two well-hung guys (Tom and
Pipemaster) ready to give Alanna
what she craves, poor Professor
could just watch and say 'wait 'til
next time!' But it wasn't all fun
and games for the winnings guys -
not when they had to paint their
penises, try to hula-hoop via
computer and play Twisted Twister
with Ice in their undies! But the
biggest surprise came when Seth
pulled Bambi & Ireland onto the
mattress of shame for some painting
and licking! |
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Penis or Plastic
8/16/08 |
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As a tribute to all
of the fine athletes at the 2008
Beijing Olympics, we called this our
Olympics show - complete with such
difficult sports as the Individual
5-fruit medley relay and Greco-Roman
coed naked oil wrestling (which
turned out to be not so much an
extreme challenge as a big
benefit!). in the end, everyone -
Alanna included - took away a prize
or two, with Alanna's prize an
internal cumshot and two facials! |
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Penis or Plastic
8/09/08 |
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We're calling this
episode of Penis or Plastic 'The
lost show' because thanks to a
variety of factors - excessive
alcohol use among them! - a full
archive of the show wasn't
taped...leaving us with a bunch of
pictures and a short highlight
video. That's the bad part - the
good part is that the show was a
blast, the two newcomers - as well
as veteran Swanny - all got some
fun, Alanna got the dark meat she's
been craving and all of us were
drunk by the end of the show! |
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Penis or Plastic
8/02/08 |
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New contestants!
Yeah! It's surprisingly hard to find
guys who will actually show up to be
on the show - and one of this week's
new contestants, DC, had promised
several times to come out and
chickened out each time- that is,
until Alanna called him out on it!
But after suffering through the
'banana' split, he was made to
suffer the first 'Loser's Extreme
Challenge' - soaking his nuts in ice
cream for four minutes (then eating
some!)...no wonder he didn't
participate in the fun! |
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Penis or Plastic
7/26/08 |
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Another crazy night
of Penis or Plastic...if ever there
was an episode where you expected
Alanna to pick plastic, it was
probably this night - with regular
contestant Jimmy Bucker and new guy
Happy Joe - who didn't quite get the
whole concept - it wasn't looking
good, but Matt Mild came along and
stole the show, wowing the chat room
with his, um, pole tricks, and
winning over Alanna to grab the win.
But never fear, all three
contestants - as well as Alanna! -
ended the night very happy! |
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Penis or Plastic
7/19/08 |
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You'd THINK it would
be easy to get guys to come on the
show...I mean, sure, we embarrass
them a little bit (like this week's
hot dogs-in-butt cheeks relay!) but
the reward is pretty damn good -
getting it on with Alanna! So
imagine our surprise when only two
out of 10 guys showed up who were
scheduled - and neither of them
would appear on camera without their
face covered! We had to pull Bud
Deeler in to be Penis #3...and,
lucky for us, the evening ended up
being a lot of fun as 'mystery lady
in red' appeared during the play
time and added some spice to the
mix! |
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Penis or Plastic
7/12/08 |
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Wow, what a
night...with two new guys, Matt Mild
(who said he was willing to do
anything!) and Baxter Mormon (as
well as old faithful Coach!) we knew
it was gonna be a fun one, but when
Matt Mild's
really-hot-but-really-wild friend
Era decided she wanted to be 'penis
#4' it turned into our funniest,
strangest and maybe hottest show
ever! From ice in the tighty-whities
to clothespins on the nipples to
Era's attempts at using a strap-on,
this is one episode you'll wanna
watch all the way through! |
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Penis or Plastic
6/28/08 |
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For the first time,
Penis or Plastic was played on a
Saturday night - with a big crowd
watching and some interesting
characters as contestants! Seth
called it 'Geezer or Plastic' and
you'll have to see for yourself who
the winner - if any! - was....but
one thing is for sure, everyone had
a lot of fun and some very
incriminating pictures and video
were taken! |
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Penis or Plastic
6/15/08 |
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The final Sunday
night edition of Penis or Plastic
(it's moved now to Saturday
evenings!) was also the Father's Day
edition and one of most fun ever,
with Spidey, the Amazing Retardo and
Swanny the Pussy battling it out to
see how many hot dogs they could
stuff in their mouths at once (there
seems to be a hot dog theme to the
show of late!) The Amazing Retardo
won, but Swanny the Pussy jumped in
to help and, of course, Spidey added
a little sticky stuff of his own... |
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Penis or Plastic
6/08/08 |
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We're really enjoying
how many hot girls we're getting to
join Alanna on Penis or Plastic, and
that trend continued for this show,
as the very hot Serena joined in for
some fun! With the
always-ready-for-anything Mr. Smith,
newcomer/wild man James Strider and
the always entertaining Pierce, it
was a wild - and very hot (in many
ways!) show! The girls got each
other off, then got two of three
guys off...all in all, a very
successful show! |
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Penis or Plastic
6/01/08 |
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You asked for it -
and we gave it to you! There quite
likely is only one thing hotter than
a hot Penis or Plastic show and
that's Pussy or Plastic!
Instead of three guys competing to
get it on with Alanna, we had
special guest Rachel Anne (who we,
apparently, freaked out), MaryJane
and well, Wendy (who really has to
be seen to be believed!) After a
relatively tame game show round,
Alanna went at it with Rachel Anne,
then MaryJane, then started even
pulling guys in who were watching
the show...well, that's Alanna for
ya! |
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Penis or Plastic
5/25/08 |
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Quite possibly the
funniest - and hottest! - Penis or
Plastic we've had so far since we
re-started the show - our big
Memorial Day weekend blowout was
full of crazy shit (once you see the
guys almost drowning in a big vat of
pork & beans you'll never look at
them the same way!) and some steamy
sex (Coach gets sucked and fucked,
while Swanny & Peter Pork-her give
Alanna big loads!) It all adds up to
a great show - enjoy!
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Penis or Plastic
5/18/08 |
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It's never fun when
you're sick...on Mother's Day,
Alanna was coming down with a cold
(which, we learned was passed on to
the guys on the Mother's day show)
By the 18th, she was feeling
somewhat better (before the flu
hit!) but we didn't wanna pass it on
to the guys...sooooo...we did a
'guaranteed plastic' show with
the gorgeous Ireland on hand (who
already had caught the cold!), we
took phone calls from the chatroom
and when Ireland wasn't enough,
Alanna even did Swanny, who didn't
care if he was gonna catch a cold,
he wanted to get laid! |
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Penis or Plastic
5/11/08 |
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Ah, Mother's Day and
Penis or Plastic...they go together
like...well, oil and water, I guess!
But never fear, we did a 'tasteful'
show for Mother's Day - or at least,
as tasteful as we get! Alanna asked
questions, required some seriously
strenuous naked jumping jacks then
ordered breakfast delivered to her
(you have to see that to believe
it!) Thomas got the nod for some
play time - then came twice in less
than a minute! Coach added a load
and everyone went home happy - even
our non-Mom, Alanna! |
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Penis or Plastic
5/4/08 |
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It had the makings of
a great episode - and ended up as a
pretty damn good show - but when the
power went out at the 'PornCouple
Studios' 5 minutes into the show, we
knew it wasn't gonna be perfect! We
had a 40-minute delay before the LA
studios re-set their servers, but
once we things rolling, it was a
blast! From naked pushups (with
naked Alanna below!) to hotdog
relays while blindfolded and
handcuffed, the game was funny as
shit - and the sex after the game
left all three guys (and Alanna!)
completely satisfied! |
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Penis or Plastic
4/27/08 |
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Now officially a part
of RudeTV, our first 'official' show
had some early technical problems,
but everything else went perfectly -
especially with the beautiful and
sexy Ireland on hand to lend a hand
(and a couple boobs, and a pussy...)
The guys had to play girls,
deepthroating bananas, jumping rope
and - for the final challenge -
putting on makeup, pantyhose and
earrings! All 3 penises did well,
but the girls started of just
playing with each other - but then
couldn't take it anymore, and all
three guys got in on the action! |
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Penis or Plastic
4/20/08 |
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The return of Penis
or Plastic! Now in Arizona, now on
RudeTV, our first show was actually
a live broadcast on Rude's Group
Show area, as RudeTv wasn't set to
start until 4/21...but that didn't
diminish the fun, as Jimmy, Johnny
and ThickDick battled it out for
Alanna's attention. The game show
finale was a wild one, as the guys
attached 15 clothespins to their
body, downed a shot of bong water
and fake-fucked Alanna...should be
such a big surprise that all three
contestants got some reward!? |
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Watch this spot for
tons of pics and video from the 'old' Penis
or Plastic show (2003-06) coming soon! |
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